You know, you just can't go out tobogganning any more on a dark street in the middle of the night without some jackass running you into a ditch and driving back and forth over you a couple of times.
Severina is a badly-designed, pasty white clockwork wax figure that spends most of her time stored in a wooden crate. The rest of the time she knits, makes jewelry, procrastinates, and designs pneumatic strangling robots.
Occasionally she is taken out and dusted off for fruitless attempts at World Domination, much to the annoyance of everyone.