Orange Stitch Marker

Yeah, he's helping. He's helping a lot. Helping to leave cat hair all over my UFO pile. Fan-freakin'-tastic. At least he's not talking right now, 'cause my boy just don't shut up.

I can't claim he's vintage because stuff has to be at least 20 years old and he's still got about 5 years before that happens. Fifteen years of mreoww-wwowwowollll-mrrrrrrrrrrrr-erp, meow-meow-meow, drooling, and waking me up at the crack of dawn to tell me all about the goddamn birds outside the window or the sun coming up or some damn thing.

Orange stitch marker, anyone?