While I was doing laundry in the basement of my apartment building deep below the earth, I spied a curious item in the antechamber of its cavernous depths.
What was it? Was this perhaps a map leading to some ancient treasure hidden in this building's depths? A clue to some secret world-wide conspiracy? What secrets do this seemingly ordinary piece of cardboard hold? Oh, if I only held the key!
Damn creepy, if I may say so myself. Who knows what the hell people sacrifice to this makeshift, rattletrap altar. I may never do laundry at night ever again.