Friday, June 01, 2007

Into the Catacombs


While I was doing laundry in the basement of my apartment building deep below the earth, I spied a curious item in the antechamber of its cavernous depths.

What was it? Was this perhaps a map leading to some ancient treasure hidden in this building's depths? A clue to some secret world-wide conspiracy? What secrets do this seemingly ordinary piece of cardboard hold? Oh, if I only held the key!


Damn creepy, if I may say so myself. Who knows what the hell people sacrifice to this makeshift, rattletrap altar. I may never do laundry at night ever again.

8 comments:

Scott said...

I'd like to tell you a story, it's about a man named Jebus.

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Look how the word is scratched into the painting, with such vengeance!
Your basement reminds me from a scene out of 'Night Stalker'

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