Sunday, October 22, 2006

Nerdiness Abounds

To those of you who haven't bothered to visit RavensBlight and gotten some damn nice paper toys--for shame! Go download something and print it up. I'll wait. And you better have some frickin' glue 'cos you're not borrowing mine. I remember what happened last time. You borowed it, used most of it, lost the cap, and left the tube all sticky. You can just buy your own goddamned glue next time.

Here's a snazzy little hearse with a rotten old dead guy in a coffin.

You know ya gotta keep that back door latched otherwise the people tailgating you are in for a surprise as you're all tooling merrily down the highway. I think this is why Mr. Undertaker hasn't gotten a raise in quite a while.

Here's that same hearse, now run afoul of a shoddily-built Dalek. This was scanned from my 1979 copy of Terry Nation's Dalek Special and sorta slapped together all half-assed

"Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Run Mr. Undertaker, run!

The Daleks are merciless! Death, destruction and massacre everywhere! The Doctor usually arrives just in the nick of time to save the Earth, but where can he be???

He's visiting Graceland in the 1950's, because you'd be a total dumbass to be gallavanting around in a time machine and not go visit Elvis in the 1950's. Just look how excited he is! Now you wouldn't want to ruin his holiday by telling him about nasty old Daleks now, would you?

Things get a little confusing here. I believe this is a fever dream from a couple of nights ago.


Will the Daleks destroy the Earth? Are we being consumed by giant toads and fish? Did the Doctor get to see Elvis perform "Good Rockin' Tonight"? Will Blogger let me upload the rest of the photos to this story?

Tune in next time!


Scott said...

I still have the paper Dalek you made 20 years ago.

Severina said...

You better keep an eye on it. In another 20 years, perhaps I will make a third one.

An invasion of badly-made paper Daleks is soon upon us!

msfortuknit said...

your killing me!
Now I know what youve been doing

Obsidian Kitten said...

oh, still here! frog and fish


*wipes sweat from parts*

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