Vintage Stitch-O-Rama : Nerdiness Abounds, part 2

In our last installment, Daleks had invaded the Earth and were wreaking havok on our (snort!) peaceful planet. We wouldn't hurt a fly, would we? Unless that fly was some poor foreign bastard who was really good at pumping oil we pretty much tend to leave the flies alone.

Here we see the Daleks destroying all we hold dear, like giant turkey salt shakers and dirty old winos. I bet that hurt, plus the ground is cold. "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

What's the Earth to do??? Will anyone save us?

Where is that damned Doctor? Still hanging out with Elvis in the 1950's, the bastard. See him enjoying himself while winos and turkey salt shakers get tipped over and possibly scuffed up. Damn you, Doctor! Damn you!

"Not my planet," he says. "Screw the Daleks, now I'm going to see Flipper!"

See, he's travelled to 1982. Look at Flipper go! "Sex Bomb Baby, yeah!" Jiggle your monitor around for some rockin' Flipper action.

Yours truly was much too lazy to scan and print these guys out so you'll just have to use your imagination. Plus I really didn't feel like putting a big vinyl album on my cheap-ass little flatbed scanner. So there.

Grumble. Since the Doctor is hanging out with Flipper, we'll have to depend on former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbochev to defeat the invading Daleks.