Monday, October 23, 2006

Nerdiness Abounds, part 2

In our last installment, Daleks had invaded the Earth and were wreaking havok on our (snort!) peaceful planet. We wouldn't hurt a fly, would we? Unless that fly was some poor foreign bastard who was really good at pumping oil we pretty much tend to leave the flies alone.

Here we see the Daleks destroying all we hold dear, like giant turkey salt shakers and dirty old winos. I bet that hurt, plus the ground is cold. "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

What's the Earth to do??? Will anyone save us?

Where is that damned Doctor? Still hanging out with Elvis in the 1950's, the bastard. See him enjoying himself while winos and turkey salt shakers get tipped over and possibly scuffed up. Damn you, Doctor! Damn you!

"Not my planet," he says. "Screw the Daleks, now I'm going to see Flipper!"


See, he's travelled to 1982. Look at Flipper go! "Sex Bomb Baby, yeah!" Jiggle your monitor around for some rockin' Flipper action.

Yours truly was much too lazy to scan and print these guys out so you'll just have to use your imagination. Plus I really didn't feel like putting a big vinyl album on my cheap-ass little flatbed scanner. So there.

Grumble. Since the Doctor is hanging out with Flipper, we'll have to depend on former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbochev to defeat the invading Daleks.

"Gorby stomp Daleks!"

Yes, the world is again safe for salt shakers and winos and maybe flies.

THE END

7 comments:

Inky said...

Exactly how much Nyquil did you have?

Severina said...

I ran out of Nyquil days ago. This is pure high-fever dorkiness!

Now I'm going to travel to 1982 and see Flipper.

Obsidian Kitten said...

HEY!
where'd the man-eating frogs go?

*pout*

Severina said...

Uhhh, Gorby smashed the man-eating frogs. Maybe.

They could come back, depending on how fevered my now-infected sinuses get.

Randall Flagg said...

Sev, you are a strage one indeed. I like you.

Mr. O'Kitten

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