Monday, September 18, 2006

They Should Pay Me to Stay Home

The boss will be out of town for a week leaving me in charge of a crapload of work and a stray employee or two. Now you should know that the words "Severina" and "in charge" don't usually fit together nicely in a sentence unless there's a guy on the floor begging for mercy, so I'm expecting all hell to break loose at exactly 3:47pm Tuesday afternoon. Sooner if we're out of coffee.

I'm just wondering what will catch on fire first.

10 comments:

secretpal said...

Ahh you've cheered me up!
Where do you get these great illustrations from?
I had such a poo of a day with everything I touch breaking!
Wow you sure knit up some cool things...hmmm
now what am I going to make for you?

I was put in charge once when the boss was away and it was awful even though I was the only other one working there at the time. I hate answering phones and I stuffed up each time, even when my boyfriend rang I was rude to him!
see ya for now!

Mouse said...

I like the new title bar.. good luck with being "in charge". I always hated it because something always broke or went wrong..
Maybe you should bring a whip, and they'd know you ment business? hee hee.

Severina said...

Hey secretpal, this illustration came from The Codex Seraphinianus (Google it, it rules!) and a lot of the others are from old schoolbooks. A lot of university libraries have a copy of the Codex--you should check it out.

The main problem with being in charge isn't that people won't follow orders, it's just that I'll tell everyone the orders wrong. Or set something on fire.

msfortuknit said...

thats lovely!
Ill catch the next flight out dont start the party without me!

secretpal said...

oooh thanks for the info, I'm off to google right away.

Gothknits said...

ohhh....don't forget to bring sticks and marshmallows!

Severina said...

Dang it, I always forget the damned marshmallows!

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