Hotcha!

This is for all you girls who think my skull stockings are hot stuff. They seem to take on an entirely different personality when worn by my brother. He just went and yanked the "hot" right outa them. They'll never be the same.

You all have my permission to run to a dark corner and cry now. I'll be there as well, weeping uncontrollably.

I suppose now no one will be clamoring for the pattern when I finally write it down instead of posting "use the top of this pattern & the calf bit of that one".

Maybe they'd look better with garters?