Monday, March 05, 2007

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My brother's post about a dream he had of starting a business called Laxative Land made me remember a rather tedious dream I had a couple weeks ago. Of course I'm going to tell you all about it, since everyone who visits this blog has the right to suffer great amounts of hideous pain.

I'd bought the last Harry Potter book and it wound up being a long, drawn out affair where Voldemort was an old hobo in a tatty Nazi uniform and he ran afoul of Debra & Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond while they were redecorating an old cabin and they insulted him until he curled up and died. Then Harry covered him up with dead leaves.

Needless to say I woke up really disappointed in the book and felt all creepy for the rest of the day.

10 comments:

msfortuknit said...

Eoooowwww! hahaah

msfortuknit said...

PS Yes yes I can see the resemblance!!!

msfortuknit said...

omg theyre trying to force me into using the new blogger SEV!!!! SCREAM! THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY! THE KID LOST MY PHONE I MISSED AN IMPORTANT MEETING, AND NOW THIS ! i DONT EVEN KNOW IF IM GOING TO BE ABLE TO POST THIS!!!!!

BlackCrow said...

mmmm laxative land :)

I obviously need to watch more TV?

Obsidian Kitten said...

omg...you're back. i actually gasped out loud.

sounds like just the sort of dream mr. o'kitten has. someone in an old nazi uniform, then jamie farr shows up, and some characters from a stephen king novel but then instead of the old cabin, everyone turns into a big hair band from the 80s and flies away in a UFO. or ends up at Mr. O'K's old high school, which now admits girls, and he winds up making out or having sex with one of them outside the principal's office. or (alternte ending) Aeon Flux comes (instead of Harry) and blows everything up, and I end up feeling a little creepy all day because my dreams aren't *nearly* that interesting.

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