Six Stupid Things About Sev
Yes, it's meme time again! I've been tagged by pinsandneedles but everyone I thought of tagging has long since been tagged. I think I may have done this one before but since I have the memory of a piece of wet cardboard I'll go ahead and do it again. But with new, improved, and more evil answers! Muhuhahahaaa!
Ahem.
OK, I lied about having six whole brand-spankin' new answers. I've used the first one and will continue to foam at the mouth about it forever more. Just be glad I didn't put down answer 1 six times.
1. I hate flip-flops. I especially think guys in flip-flops are gross because to me it implies that they a lot of time fooling around out in the sun so they get tanned and tans are icky. I still feel like running across four lanes of rush-hour traffic and yanking the flip-flops off the guy's feet and beating the snot out of him with a flip-flop in each hand. Don't even suggest that I wear a pair or you might have to find a proctologist to remove them from your nether orifice.
2. I never learned to swim. It was just too much trouble to get to the Y to take lessons plus in the Olden Days everyone and their grandma didn't have a damn swimming pool. I like water but since water is usually outside in the nasty sun I see no need to get out in it. The damn cool black 1950's bathing suit I have needs a new zipper anyhow.
3. Out of the 19 holes I have punched in my ears I did 15 of them with an ice cube and a big ol' safety pin in the 80's. My ears are just fine, thanks.
4. When I was a little kid my uncle made me a wooden rocking horse that had big, creepy eyes. The eyes scared me so much I immediately pulled them off. I had forgotten completely about the creepy creepy eyes until a couple of years ago when my mother was repainting the horse and dug up an old photo of it. I haven't slept well since.
5. I own over 1000 vinyl albums and play them a lot. Yeah, I know it's low-tech but I don't have a cellphone either. The computer I'm typing this on is run by steam.
6. I like bugs. I pick them up off the sidewalk and sometimes carry them to work. I'd never eat a bug (on purpose), despite pretty much being willing to eat everything else. I guess I just don't have a problem with tentacles.
You can all wake up now, the snooze-fest is over.
