Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sweet Zombie Jeebus!

I was walking to the bus stop to go home from work and a school bus rode past me. There was this damn kid hanging out the window and he yelled "Jesus loves you!!!" as it rode past. Did I look like enough of a weirdo for a kid to yell churchy crap at me?

That's what I get for leaving my Invisibility Belt at home. Feh.

16 comments:

Inky said...

EWWWW!!! go take a hot shower right this minute in case he gave you cooties!!

Scott said...

You should've screamed, "Jesus had a penis!" That would've confused him. Maybe.

Severina said...

Of course I never think of those snappy comebacks until days, maybe weeks later.

Damn Jeebus bus cooties.

Rachel said...

LOL

Gotta love jesus freaks.

They make life interesting dont they?

Tara said...

You should move to Tulsa. Everyone is a Christian so they assume you are too and that you already know about the Jeebus

Severina said...

Oh gawd, try living in the South. Gah! Southerners guess you know all about the Jeebus, but think that their Jeebus can kick your Jeebus's ass.

See, Jesus had an ass too!

Jane said...

Most likely, Jesus doesn't really love you - he just wants you to knit him a pair of skully stockings. Or maybe a jock strap for his head.

msfortuknit said...

its that whole stigmata thing he found out about!

Jane said...

That sounds probable...I love your blog, Severina. It provides a delightfully subversive break while at work.

Anonymous said...

I know one thing...Jeebus is not your secret pal!

I am....ha ha hee hee!

Severina said...

Hmmm, looks like I need to post more crap.

Maybe I can work my way up to be one of those sites that can get you fired if you read it on the company computer? Yeaaaah.

Obsidian Kitten said...

ewwwww....i grew up in the Belt of the Bible. i learned that pets don't go to heaven, that my family went to the wrong church (Unitarian) and wouldn't go to heaven), and I asked too many questions and, hence, wouldn't go to heaven either.

crap heaven, even at 7 i didn't want any part of it.

Severina said...

God don't allow no questions apparently.

Being Unitarian I'm surprised the Baptists didn't burn a cross on your front lawn 'cos Gawd told'em to. Or did they?

Severina said...

Maybe pets don't go to heaven because they just had new carpet put in.

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