Sunday, September 17, 2006

One Last Word From Mr. Ray

Two more specimens from Mr. Ray's Brushing Secrets.

The Bell Page 'do makes me think of a white-trash Princess Leia. You could hide a pretty big pair of headphones under there and no-one would ever suspect. Perfect for dull lectures and for catching up on the game during church. There's also quite a bit of storage capacity in the topknot as well for snacks and a magazine or two.

On the other hand, I feel a bit threatened by the agressively gum-chewing chick sporting Temptation. She looks like she'd stab you in the ribs with her rattail comb in the alley behind the bowling alley, just for looking at her man.

In his fabuloso book, Mr. Ray makes the dubious claim that if you use his special Three-Minute Orbit Cut you can create over 22,000 hairstyles, all of which are guaranteed to make you look like the Talosians from that Star Trek episode "The Menagerie," but without the throbbing veins. I'm sure Mr. Ray could have that rectified in his salon.

10 comments:

Lani said...

WOW, the "bell do" is hideous. I could not imagine teasing and spraying my hair like that. It would fall out!

Severina said...

Oh yeah, that Bell Page is pretty damn "special". I can't believe it looks like that on purpose. I mean I've woken up like that but I wouldn't pay to have it done.

Mouse said...

That chick on the right is definitely in a womens prison somewhere..
As for "Bell Page".. wow. Just.. wow.

Scott said...

That Bell Page abomination should definately be worn by someone today. Kinda makes all the multi-colored hair, dreadlocks, mowhawks, etc. look wimpy and boring.

I'm not tempted by the Temptation woman. She looks like a 60's country singer on the skids.

Jane said...

I had a hair-color mishap this weekend ('true red' the box said - true red my ass); I'm thinking all I need is one of these spiffy hairstyles to distract people from my cheesy purple hair (it's not a good purple, it's a lame purple).

Severina said...

Ahh, Lame Purple. I know that color well.

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