It Both Sucks and Blows

Where the hell have I been? I was on my homeworld celebrating Wookiee Life Day.

Maybe.

Don't ever, never, no way, no how, get telephone sevice through Crapcast Cable. They will cut you off despite paying your entire bill, tell you the reason the phone isn't on is because, well duh, you don't have a dial tone. Then they will insist that you make an apointment for some guy to come by & check stuff, but meanwhile back at the ranch, when you come home from work two freakin' hours early to meet this "guy" you will discover your phone already mysteriously back on.

It ain't like it hasn't already happpened exactly like this about seven times in the past five years.

Pfffft.

Wookiee Life Day sounds much more reasonable somehow.