Oh, Shut the Hell Up
Look! It magically turned from grey-brown to mahogany brown to sage green! And it's transformed from alpaca to merino wool! Miraculous!
Shut up. I'm just happy it doesn't look like ass, OK.
Plus it looks like it might actually fit me. I have to wear the offending garment for mockery according to the Team Angstylvania rules so it helps that the thing sorta fits. So get in line and start pointing and laughing at my 1940's short sleeved sweater now.
I've decided that I could dye the whole thing another color. I've also decided what with me having to write a biology paper (and why do art students have to take this?) and finish a jewlery project AND a textiles project all this week I'm going to be lucky if I can get a front and a back knitted. So my contingency plan is to put ribbing on the armholes and make it into a vest if it comes to that. It shouldn't, but it might. I mean the sleeves are pretty short and I could conceivably do both of those in an evening.
I mean, I've got a whole fricken' week.