Completely A Doofus

This guy's pretty proud of himself for getting this fab modeling gig. It's both fab and gear.

It pays well, it gives him exposure in a national magazine, plus he gets to take home this snappy acrylic sweater. Chicks dig acrylic sweaters.

He even went and told all his friends that the layout was called "Completely A Tease" which he thinks describes him to a T.

He's dyslexic.

McCall's Needlework & Crafts, Fall-Winter 1974-75