Monday, January 09, 2006

Your Mom Dresses You Funny, Steeerrrike Three!

I see someone's mommy has decided that you're a handsome little man now.

No? Don't think so? What, are you coppin' a 'tude with me?

Yeah, and maybe she'll get you long pants one day. That should be the same day she buys you a "big boy's bed" and lets you sleep alone in it.

Oh, you're going to take that stick and hit me with it, are you? What are you, some kinda tough guy? Try that again when you're dressed a bit less like a parking valet.

Pull my car up out front. And just for that attitude, no tip.

Crybaby.

McCall's Needlework & Crafts, Spring-Summer 1961