Friday, January 20, 2006

Cheesy Bunny

I can hear it now. Don't ask me how I can hear private conversations, just hope that I'm not hiding in the bushes underneath your windowsill hearing yours right now.

Now that everyone is all antsy and full of paranoia let's continue with our story. Ahem. Places everyone. Cue narrator.

I can hear it now.

I said, I can hear it now.

"Oh! I have this lovely new party dress and I haven't got the proper accessories!"

"But hon, we have to leave in ten minutes!"

"Wait! I can whip up a snappy Bunny Face Lapel Pin in no time flat!"

"Oh God, not another one of your craft projects..."

Yes, despite some mutinous mumbling, Little Miss Crafty hauled out a cork and some sequins and slapped together a fancy lapel pin that looks remarkably like a young Jack Elam at Halloween and got to the party with seconds to spare.

Shame she cheaped out on the glue and it came loose from the pin and it wound up on top of the fancy cheese ball. Later that evening one of the less entertaining guests thought it was an edible decoration and ate it. He suffered horribly and lingered in agonizing pain for six days trying to pass an inedible wad of cork, pins, seed beads, and sequins. Bow your heads in shame for laughing at such a party etiquite no-no. Miss Manners would be appalled.

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